I am very nervous at the moment.  In a few hours I have a conference call scheduled with my boss regarding my salary and position with The Very Big Computer Corporation.  I’ve only spoken to him once.  He’s in Germany and his English isn’t very good, and the only German I know I gleaned from Hogan’s Heroes.  That, and I know how to say “ballpoint pen.”

So all I can really say to the guy is: “That is forbidden!” and “I love cooked rabbit” and “Wonderful!” and “No” and “This is a ballpoint pen.”


10 thoughts on “

  1. You forgot “Sweinhundt”, and my personal favorite, “I see noth-THINK! I hear noth-THINK! I know noth-THINK!”

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