WickedGlee states that LadySavina makes his heart soar like a large impressive winged creature, probably an eagle. He goes on to say that she makes his heart go thump thump thump like a big base drum.
Witnesses report that many use ear protection to ward off the sound of his heartbeat. “It drowns out my car stereo!” complained one man.
Neighbors and coworkers also report WickedGlee has been extremely happy and won’t stop talking about LadySavina. “He totally adores her,” says one neighbor. “You can tell he’s smitten.”
Concerned citizens confide that they are boxing up fragile items, as the last time these two were together there were many many explosions — some neighbors even claim that they felt the earth moving.
Sources state that the two will be together in about 8 days.