Bow-Chicka-Bow-Bow Technology

This morning I got a massive hard drive.

I mean, it was huge.  Immense.  It was so big I had to call LadySavina and tell her about it.  We’re talking one-thousand-gigabytes of hard drive in a sexy white box with a funky blue disco light at the front.  Chicka-bow-bow, baby!

You don’t plug it into the computer — you put it on your home network.  Everyone gets to interface.  You can even share it over the Internet.

Chicka-bow-bow…

If that wasn’t enough, I also got a big 8 — not 5, not 7.2, but EIGHT — megapixel camera with a 6x zoom lens.  When you fire this baby up, that lens grows, and grows … and grows.  It sticks way out there.

Chicka-bow-bow!

LadySavina dared me to use the new camera to take a nude self-portrait holding the new hard drive as a kind of fig leaf.

Um… maybe later.  Hee hee.
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17 thoughts on “Bow-Chicka-Bow-Bow Technology

  1. So, let’s recap… Huge ‘hard drive’, huge ‘lens’… If you buy a Porsche, you know what other women are going to think, don’t you? (not that you care anymore what other women think, but…)

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