I mean, it was huge. Immense. It was so big I had to call LadySavina and tell her about it. We’re talking one-thousand-gigabytes of hard drive in a sexy white box with a funky blue disco light at the front. Chicka-bow-bow, baby!
You don’t plug it into the computer — you put it on your home network. Everyone gets to interface. You can even share it over the Internet.
If that wasn’t enough, I also got a big 8 — not 5, not 7.2, but EIGHT — megapixel camera with a 6x zoom lens. When you fire this baby up, that lens grows, and grows … and grows. It sticks way out there.
LadySavina dared me to use the new camera to take a nude self-portrait holding the new hard drive as a kind of fig leaf.